I'd like to post, really I would...

... but I'm so overwhelmed lately with just existing that I can't pick a topic on which to expound! So, here's what you all can do: comment on this post with a topic you'd like to have covered, or a question you'd like answered. I'll write the next post about it, posthaste! Uh... no pun intended.

If this works, I'll make it the New Way to get my furry butt moving on posting regularly. I find I'm never so chatty as when I'm blathering on about something someone else has said -- I'm just terrible with initiation, that's all. So comment away, Dear Readers, and let's get this half-deflated ball rolling!

with a slap on my ass by a lipstick-kissed elbow glove
-- Shudder To Think